Faceplant

Odd place/position for a shopping cart to end up. Wonder how many people are gonna wake up feeling like this tomorrow morning!

Happy New Year's!

More Rubbers

Once again, another condom wrapper. Almost in the same area that I found some a while back. There's this little ledge right next to this...I wonder if people are fucking up there? 

That would make for an interesting picture!

Smashing Pumpkins

Found this the day before Christmas Eve, I would expect this after Halloween, but not now. 

Not sure if they were intentionally smashed or just fell off a truck or something, since this is two and I saw a third one in the middle of the street.

You can kind of see it waaaay over on the other side. 

More notes!

Found this one last week and forgot to post it...

you know I love finding notes.

Sam &Antonio is going back out & hes gonna do her helluh dirty & when they kiss after skool hes gonna be like damn your breath stinks helluh bad! & start talking helluh shiet to her! & Ahmari told America & said not to say shiet to Sam but America did b/c thats a true friend! & Ahmari came up to America & was like if you tell Sam ima slap the shiet out of youu! So Sam is gonna get shit talked to her helluh bad! And ppl are gonna record it But Sam no's now so shes gonna not let it happen.. but not say that anyone told her! its helluh fucked up of Antonio to even do this shiet to Sam! Like really thoo!

Damn, we may never know what happens.
Will America get the shit slapped out of her?
Will ppl record it?
Does Sam's breath really smell that bad?

We may never find these answers....

Your food sucks

No one likes your Green Bean Casserole 
...remember this!

Gutter Diaper

Wonder if someone was aiming for the sewer drain. Don't they see the little fish thingy that says not to dump...those fish killing bastards!

Dead Vampire

I feel like it's been forever, but wait no more. I'll be back on these!

Meanwhile, this can only be the remains of a vampire in Pinole. 

Must have stepped out in the sunlight and poof, nothing but teeth and almonds left.