SNAKE!

Holy crap I ran into a huge, terrifying snake!!!!

Okay, so maybe he wasn't that big...

Eggs!

I'm guessing this is one of the rare animals that made it out alive!

Tiny little egg, just sitting there on the side of the road. Would make a perfect meal for a tiny snake.

Don't mess with yard sales

People out here take their yard sales seriously. 

This picture was taken on Wednesday for a yard sale that started Friday. That's some prepping!

I thought it was just a junk pile and they were just trashing up crap, but two days later everything was nicely laid out for a yard sale and it was crowded with people. 

Liar

This sign right here...it's a lie

This street is not a dead end at all, in fact it branches out to at least three other streets.

It's bad enough that every single freeway is under construction and GPS is all screwed up, but now there's signs that are trying to throw you off as well. Thanks Texas!

Spring is in the Air...Part 2

So the next day I decided to take a closer look at things as I walked and found this...

A used condom.

Everywhere I go there's always dead animals, diapers, dirty panties and used condoms laying around

Spring is in the air

I walk right by here to work some days. 

Had to take a picture from this angle so you could get a scope of things.

See that gray square by the pillar on the right...look what I found next to it.

Some dirty ass panties. I'm wondering if they were thrown off from the top, or if someone was over on the middle of the grass. Not quite sure what to make of this. I mean I know Texas is hot, but damn.

We're back!

It's been a long time coming, but I'm finally back!

Dead Animals and Diapers in Texas!!

Looks safe

Bunch of wires hanging off of a pole...sure, why not. 

Might just be coax cable, but I don't really want to go up and check.

I'll just assume it's some life threatening cable and steer clear.

The Crow

...the dead crow

Kind of odd he laid there dead almost perfectly on that arrow. Almost like he was aiming for it.

Merry Christmas

Dude, come on...it's February.

It's about time to take down the Christmas tree 

Not playing

Nope, this one's dead. 

Scared the crap out of me too, just walking down in the dark and just see this thing and those teeth...then I see the trail of blood pouring out of it's mouth and figure I'm pretty safe to walk by it. 

Grab bag

Found this chillin near Kmart. Not quite sure what to make of it..but I know I'm not touching the damn thing.

What's that smell

Just a dead little skunk...and for a minute I thought someone was smoking

Diapers in Texas

Leaving here in a few hours...but I finally managed to find a diaper right in the hotel parking lot!

What to push

Two buttons to cross the street...the closest one was broken and the other was too far to reach....a screw it, I'll just jaywalk.

In Texas!

Dead Animals and Diapers takes it to the road...but I have one question...

It's more like just walking on the side of the road for the most part. 

I'll still do a little wandering here and there and see what I can find.

Freeway on the far left, service/frontage road right there and the white line I guess marks a sidewalk?

Rule(r)s are meant to be broken

Okay I guess technically it's a yardstick not a ruler, but that doesn't make the headline any better. If I say "Yardsticks are meant to be broken" You're gonna tell me "Ummm, yardsticks are meant for measuring things, not breaking, quite being such an idiot" and then I'll just feel like a jerk all day.

Flat and Dead

He dead...he real dead

Oh Christmas Tree...

Guess that's one way to just get rid of a Christmas Tree.

Don't think they will actually take it like that, but who knows. 

That tree probably meant a whole lot more a few weeks ago...now? just trash

Data drop off

Random CD Found

Try to unlock the secrets

Clean the disc I will

~Yoda Haiku

Time Traveler

I think someone has been using the bus system as a way of time traveling, how else do you explain a floppy disk just sitting there? No other reason...first vampires, now time travelers.

When you think about it, hundreds of thousands of kids each day click the symbol of a floppy disk to save whatever they're working on, but they will never actually know what it is!

Playing Dead?

Silly opossum, laying there in the middle of the street playing dead.

hmmmm, it is playing right? I'm assuming that was fake blood. 

I couldn't remember if it was a possum or opossum, so I actually had to look it up. I guess technically you could call it a 'possum but not a possum. Possums are only found in the land down under, where women glow and men plunder. Damn I hear thunder, I better go take cover.