WTF

Finally something nice and random. An old cabbage patch kid shoved into a hamper turned on it's side and put on top of some sort of stand surrounded by a bunch of crap. 

It's things that this that really make my walks happy. 

Bush Panties

Yup, no jokes there, just a pair of panties sitting in a bush...what the hell?

I wonder if this is related to the condom found the other day, or the half empty bottle of patron...but hopefully not the sleeping bum.....unless they are his.

Hhhmmmm, wonder how that skeleton would look in a pair of panties, now if I can only find a hazmat suit laying around 

Spider!

This creepy guy's just hanging out in front of my place. 

Found some curds and whey nearby....

Miss Muffet is still no where to be seen.

Okay...sorry slow day. Didn't go to work so didn't have any adventures. Just a boring day of driving around running errands, did get to go see the kittens again, so that was pretty fun. In fact I wonder is these spiders could have caused any damage to those kittens if they stayed there. 

Eh, either way I feel like a hero, so I'll just pretend these spiders were going to kill the kittens and I saved them!

Rubber Road

What do you do with 365 used condoms? 

Make a tire and call it a good year!

What do you do with 4,365 used tires?

Turn it into a road!

Hmmm, that punchline needs some work. 

Paint!

I see this everyday as I'm walking and it always strikes me as being odd. Why is there so much paint in so many different colors just spilled everywhere?

You can tell that top picture has a perfect footprint in it....but it's only those two footprints?!?! I never really thought of how odd that is until now. You telling me there's a boot covered in paint that only left one mark? Wouldn't you see a long trail and be able to follow it?

Oh and speaking of following it, I'm going to try a little something different today...a VIDEO! Scratch that...two videos!!

Sorry about the bounciness of it, I wear those Sketchers Shapeups, because it helps my knees not hurt and make my ass look amazing.

Haha, I think one of these days I should just record my entire walk. Thoughts?

Whip it good

This one's a bit harder to see, so try clicking it to enlarge it...woah, pretty cool huh? Now you can go back and click all the other ones and make them bigger too! Oh and look a fancy comment section for you to leave me some feedback....just sayin'

Anyway, back to the picture. So it was pretty dark outside but I could barely make out the shadow and saw these little things, I shined cellphone-used-as-a-flashlight down and saw a blue thing, my first thought was DEAD SMURF! But no, it was a little container, several of them actually...then I said hey these look like..and you can see the box in the background...yup a box of whip-its.

Figured I would try to take a picture, but it was so dark you coulnt' really see them. I'll try and make a part two with pictures on the way to work today.

EDIT: Here's a picture during the day

BYOC

I guess when there's no room on the bench at the bus stop you just bring your own chair?

I had a pepsi chair in High School that I used to walk around with all the time,bought it with those silly pepsi points they were doing, but yeah it was a pretty awesome chair. One time I just busted it out in the middle of Pinole Valley road right in this wide space on the crosswalk so cars could still drive by and just sat there for a bit.....I did weird things.

Oh and not only did I have a pepsi chair...I had a Mountain Dew "Extreme Network" pager. Yeah...it was awesome.